Seldom Asked Questions

But you can't resist reading them, anyway, can you?

1. What's with your funky e-mail address anyway?
   I hate spam, so I use SpamMotel as a proxy. See the links page for more info.
2. You owe me money. How can I contact you?
   Sadly, you cannot. I am on extended assignment overseas and I cannot be reached for the next, approximately, 200 years.
3. I owe you money. How can I contact you?
   Easy. Simply use standard Intragalactic Telepathic Ego Projection.
4. I'm having trouble reaching you via ITEP. What's wrong?
   Due to excessive heavy neutron emissions from this local star, I will occasionally wear my aluminum foil skull cap for protection. During this time I am unavailable for ITEP. You may also reach me here.
5. What is your favorite color?
   Yeah, right. Like you care.
6. No, I really care. What is your favorite color?
   I don't have one. Quality of color is more important than which color. A deep forest green is preferable to a dull red, but Candy Apple Red is preferable to puke green. That having been said, my daughter once asked me when she was two, and henceforth my favorite color is and will always be "green".
7. What are you into?
   Nothing! Look, it was broken when I got there. You can't prove anything. Oh, you mean what are my hobbies? Well, I have an interest in:

   • World War II aircraft - There's just something magical about the old pro-driven bombers and fighters, and the men and women of that generation who -- quite literally -- saved the world.
   • Computer games, especially WWII flight simulators (Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe was a previous favorite, but it's dated now), and Dungeons & Dragons-style RPG's (Diablo II is the current favorite).