Nuremberg Files

The Militant Atheist Version

If you're not familiar with the Nuremberg Files, they are a website (and numerous mirror websites) which are run by opponents of abortion, who view it as a crime against humanity. By gathering evidence against doctors who perform abortions, they hope to prosecute them like the Nazi leadership was prosecuted in Nuremberg (hence the name) after World War II.

Fair enough. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, and as long as there is no implied request for vigilante action, no one is harmed.

But I think they're missing the boat. There's a criminal roaming in our midst who has committed crimes against humanity which would make Hitler and Stalin cringe. You've already guessed, haven't you? Scroll down for the wanted posters.

WANTED

for

Mass Murder & Genocide

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:

Incitement To Rape

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Rewarded a devoted follower for offering the follower's virgin daughters as surrogate victims to protect high-level lieutenants from an angry mob. The follower and his family were the only survivors of a subsequent attack which destroyed the city. As is often the case in religious cults, the would-be victims apparently refused to press charges.
    Documentation:
    1. Genesis 19:1-25
    2. Judges 19:22-30
  • Provided war refugees, explicitly specified as virgin females, as rewards for victorious army soldiers.
    Documentation:
    1. Numbers 31:18
    2. Judges 21:10-23

War Crimes

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:

Involuntary Servitude (Slavery)

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:

Child Abuse

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Coerced his son into willingly being sentenced to death by crucifixion, a torture method involving physical pain, dehydration, hunger, heatstroke, and other maladies, generally lasting one or more days until death. Failed to come to the aid of his son when asked. Ostensibly, this suffering was endured in payment of past and future real and perceived transgressions by other children, but the mechanics of this "suffering transfer" have never been properly explained.
    Documentation:
  • Fails to provide adequate food, shelter, medicine, and other requirements for large numbers of his children.
    Documentation:
    1. Famine
    2. Natural Disasters
  • Has explicit knowledge of, but does not prevent, repeated and ongoing violence and property crimes committed by one child against another.
    Documentation:
    1. World War I
    2. World War II
    3. Innumerable other wars and skirmishes throughout history
    4. FBI violent crime statistics
  • Has explicit knowledge of, but does not prevent, repeated and ongoing sexual crimes committed by one child against another.
    Documentation:
    1. Pedophile Priests
  • Rewarded a devoted follower for offering the follower's virgin daughters as surrogate victims to protect high-level lieutenants from an angry mob. The follower and his family were the only survivors of a subsequent attack which destroyed the city. As is often the case in religious cults, the would-be victims apparently refused to press charges.
    Documentation:
    1. Genesis 19:7-8

Torture

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Created a vast torture chamber, suitable for the physical and psychological torture of trillions on an ongoing and indefinite basis. Created a governing body of administrators to execute the torture, and a figurehead ruler to coordinate the efficient administration of the torture chamber with ongoing efforts to incite pain and suffering on a global scale. Staged a predetermined-to-fail coup d'etat to distance himself politically from this puppet ruler.
    Documentation:
    1. Hell
  • Had explicit knowledge of, but did nothing to prevent, actions by his sworn lieutenants consisting of brutal torture, murder, false imprisonment, forced confessions, and mayhem.
    Documentation:
    1. The Spanish Inquisition
    2. The Crusades
    3. The Salem Witch Trials
    4. Galileo Galilei and Giodorno Bruno
    5. 2 Samuel 12:31
  • On several occasions, forced his victims to consume excrement and/or human flesh, including the flesh of the victim's own children.
    Documentation:
    1. Leviticus 26:29
    2. Deuteronomy 28:53-58
  • On numerous occasions, used fire as a torture device.
    Documentation:
    1. Numbers 11:1
    2. Numbers 16:35
    3. Numbers 26:10
  • Requested and received human sacrifice from his followers. The sacrificed were often close relatives (usually virgin daughters) of the follower.
    Documentation:
    1. Judges 11:29-39
    2. 2 Samuel 21:1-9,14
  • Engages in mutilation and mayhem as a torture device.
    Documentation:
    1. 1 Samuel 2:31-34
  • Uses famine and disease as a torture device.
    Documentation:
    1. 1 Samuel 5:9 (Note: "emerods" is Bible for "hemorrhoids")
    2. 2 Samuel 21:1
    3. 2 Samuel 24:13-15

Political Corruption

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Had explicit knowledge of, but did nothing to prevent, actions by his sworn lieutenants consisting of selling political favors for cash.
    Documentation:
    1. Indulgences

Animal Abuse

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:

Ecoterrorism

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:

Infanticide

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Routinely causes miscarriages and birth defects leading to stillborn children. Has explicit knowledge of, but does not prevent, violence against pregnant women and kidnapping of children leading to rape, torture, and death. Routinely causes "accidents", disease, and "natural disasters" leading to the death or grave wounding of children. The medical community has had some success in curtailing these crimes against fetuses and children, but the suspect remains at large and still very dangerous.
    Documentation:
    1. Crime statistics (many more available online)
    2. Deuteronomy 32:25
  • Ordered the wholesale slaughter of refugee children and pregnant women during wartime.
    Documentation:
    1. Numbers 31:17-18
  • Murdered the infant children of followers as a punishment for disobeying.
    Documentation:
    1. 2 Samuel 12:14-18

Psychoterrorism

Michaelangelo's God
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God (aka Yahweh)

Documented Crimes:
  • Routinely and unabashedly threatens to torture anyone and everyone who fails to join his cause. Said torture is described by henchmen as exceedingly painful and neverending. This explicit threat is targeted at each and every person, past, present, and future, who fails to join the cause. The only plausible motive is to create a culture of perpetual fear, leading to blind obedience and reluctance to criticism.
    Documentation:
    1. Hell

If you see any of the suspects listed on this page, contact the proper authorities immediately. Suspects should be assumed to be armed and extremely dangerous until proven otherwise.

Suspects listed on this page are to be considered innocent until proven guilty by a court of law. The author in no way condones vigilante action against any individual listed on these wanted posters.

Unless you really, really want to.



I invite your comments.


Analysis of crime scene data is complete up through the "2 Samuel" chapter of the suspect's autobiography. Thanks to the Skeptic's Annotated Bible for invaluable research material.