...there would be no victimless crimes.
...Roger Water's "Pros & Cons Of Hitchhiking" album would be properly acclaimed as the best rock album ever. Yes, I would actually make it a law. You can do that when you're King, you know.
...there would be a greasy taco shop on every corner. Y'know, in San Diego, this has already happened. Life is good.
...Smokers would be forced to eat every single cigarette butt they so casually drop on the ground. If it's still lit, all the better.
...I would have something else to say.